Conversation in a Cafeteria

Posted on July 13, 2004. Filed under: Stories | Tags: |

This morning.

Cook: What you like?

Me: Two eggs, slice of cheese.

Cook puts 2 eggs and sausage in the to-go box.

Me: I don’t want any sausage.

Cook dumps everything out, starts over.

Cook: What you like?

Me: Two eggs, slice of cheese.

Cook: You want sausage?

Me: Sausage? No, I don’t want sausage.

Cook puts 2 eggs in to-go box.

Cook: What else?

Me: Slice of cheese.

Cook: Sausage?

Me: No sausage. A piece of cheese.

Cook: We no have pizza.

pause

Me: Dos huevos y queso por favor.

Cook puts 2 eggs and a slice of cheese in a to-go box.

Me: Gracias.

Cook: De nada.

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Que?

Y QUESO! Y QUESO! AIIIEEEEEE!!!!!

Quizá si usted parara el actuar como tal gringo, usted conseguiría lo que usted necesitó más fácil.

Soy quiénes soy.

Cómo es verdad.


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