Conversation in a Cafeteria
This morning.
Cook: What you like?
Me: Two eggs, slice of cheese.
Cook puts 2 eggs and sausage in the to-go box.
Me: I don’t want any sausage.
Cook dumps everything out, starts over.
Cook: What you like?
Me: Two eggs, slice of cheese.
Cook: You want sausage?
Me: Sausage? No, I don’t want sausage.
Cook puts 2 eggs in to-go box.
Cook: What else?
Me: Slice of cheese.
Cook: Sausage?
Me: No sausage. A piece of cheese.
Cook: We no have pizza.
pause
Me: Dos huevos y queso por favor.
Cook puts 2 eggs and a slice of cheese in a to-go box.
Me: Gracias.
Cook: De nada.



Que?
Stephen
July 13, 2004
Y QUESO! Y QUESO! AIIIEEEEEE!!!!!
Michael
July 13, 2004
Quizá si usted parara el actuar como tal gringo, usted conseguirÃa lo que usted necesitó más fácil.
Courtney
July 13, 2004
Soy quiénes soy.
Michael
July 13, 2004
Cómo es verdad.
Courtney
July 13, 2004