Conversation in a Cafeteria
This morning.
Cook: What you like?
Me: Two eggs, slice of cheese.
Cook puts 2 eggs and sausage in the to-go box.
Me: I don’t want any sausage.
Cook dumps everything out, starts over.
Cook: What you like?
Me: Two eggs, slice of cheese.
Cook: You want sausage?
Me: Sausage? No, I don’t want sausage.
Cook puts 2 eggs in to-go box.
Cook: What else?
Me: Slice of cheese.
Cook: Sausage?
Me: No sausage. A piece of cheese.
Cook: We no have pizza.
pause
Me: Dos huevos y queso por favor.
Cook puts 2 eggs and a slice of cheese in a to-go box.
Me: Gracias.
Cook: De nada.
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Que?
Y QUESO! Y QUESO! AIIIEEEEEE!!!!!
Quizá si usted parara el actuar como tal gringo, usted conseguirÃa lo que usted necesitó más fácil.
Soy quiénes soy.
Cómo es verdad.