Conversation in a Cafeteria

This morning.

Cook: What you like?

Me: Two eggs, slice of cheese.

Cook puts 2 eggs and sausage in the to-go box.

Me: I don’t want any sausage.

Cook dumps everything out, starts over.

Cook: What you like?

Me: Two eggs, slice of cheese.

Cook: You want sausage?

Me: Sausage? No, I don’t want sausage.

Cook puts 2 eggs in to-go box.

Cook: What else?

Me: Slice of cheese.

Cook: Sausage?

Me: No sausage. A piece of cheese.

Cook: We no have pizza.

pause

Me: Dos huevos y queso por favor.

Cook puts 2 eggs and a slice of cheese in a to-go box.

Me: Gracias.

Cook: De nada.

Share and Enjoy:
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Mixx
  • Google Bookmarks
  • email
  • LinkedIn
  • MySpace
  • NewsVine
  • Pownce
  • Print
  • StumbleUpon
  • Technorati
  • Tumblr
  • TwitThis
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • YahooMyWeb
  • Blogsvine
  • co.mments
  • De.lirio.us
  • Fark
  • Live
  • Propeller
  • Reddit

Tags:

5 Responses to “Conversation in a Cafeteria”

  1. Stephen Says:

    Que?

  2. Michael Says:

    Y QUESO! Y QUESO! AIIIEEEEEE!!!!!

  3. Courtney Says:

    Quizá si usted parara el actuar como tal gringo, usted conseguiría lo que usted necesitó más fácil.

  4. Michael Says:

    Soy quiénes soy.

  5. Courtney Says:

    Cómo es verdad.

Leave a Reply