Whoopi Learns Something New
Whoopi learns a lesson about Cause and Effect.
Background: Kerry skips an intelligence briefing so he can do an interview with Larry King and then attend a $25,000 a plate fundraiser.
Cause: At the fundraiser, Whoopi made crude, juvenile remarks; the New York Post said “she fired off a stream of vulgar sexual wordplays on Bush’s name in a riff about female genitalia.” John Kerry said the entertainer’s remarks “conveyed… the heart and soul of our country.”
Effect: Slim-Fast dumps Whoopi as a spokesperson. Slim-Fast regrets that Whoopi’s remarks offended some customers.
A spokesperson for Whoopi Goldberg had a fit when they realized all the advertising dollars they just lost declined immediate comment.
First noted at Pardon My English.
