Groucho Watermellon Pastamancer Switzerland
This just in: Chasing the Wind is the #1 match on Google for “Groucho impersonation.”
There have been a lot of odd searches that led people here recently (more watermellon carving!) but they’ve all been dwarfed by the number of people trying to download Michael Moore’s trashing of America flick. But I don’t want to overlook these gems:
- stupid dirty girl california education
- public restroom in Switzerland
- heeny Palm Beach
- scrappleface
- jehovahs witness convention schedule
- ken lay evidence
- there is no terrorist threat in this country this is a lie this is the biggest lie we’ve been told
- paul schanzle
- ninjas as cold as ice
And the #1 search is still “pastamancer.” I’m hoping by next week we’ll have people searching for “Whoopi and the cheese poems,” “pastamancer tort reform,” and “John Kerry: Fruit for Breakfast”.
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At least you get some interesting ones. Most of my search hook ups are pretty obvious and stupid “Hunny” and “Quizzies”. I get those every day!
Swt GA HunnyB
July 15, 2004
How come nobody told me I was spelling “watermelon” incorrectly and that’s why people are coming here?
Michael
July 15, 2004
You looked it up, didn’t you? You didn’t believe me!
Courtney
July 15, 2004
Well, yeah. I look everything up.
Michael
July 15, 2004
Watermellon is the correct spelling in many parts of the world … welcome to the British Empire!
Sarge
February 13, 2005
I’m British! That’s why I spell things like “theatre” that way!
Michael
February 14, 2005