Archive for July, 2004
Democratic National Convention
This just in: John Kerry plans to accept the nomination. *zzzzz* I’ve barely discussed the Democratic National Convention. And do you know why? That’s right. It’s B-O-R-I-N-G. The only thing remotely interesting was Teresa Heinz telling a reporter to shove it. I was hoping for something interesting to happen: John Kerry announces a new “Principles [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 2 so far )Kentucky vs California
Jay Leno last night: You know the difference between California and Kentucky? In Kentucky, when three-year olds are running fast, it’s called the Kentucky Derby. In California, when three-year olds are running fast, it’s called the Neverland Ranch.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )I Wore Pants Yesterday!
Men have so few fashion choices.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 6 so far )Enterprise Season 4 Spoilers
The SciFiWire interviewed Jolene Blalock about the upcoming season 4, who let slip a couple of spoilers…
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Al Qaeda Operative Arrested in McAllen, Texas
A South African woman, Farida Goolam Mohamed Ahmed, was picked up at the McAllen Miller International Airport on July 19, headed to New York. Authorities believe she is a high-level Al Qaeda operative. Government sources tell FederalNewsRadio.com that capturing this woman could be comparable to the arrest of Khalid Sheik Mohammed, the alleged mastermind of [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 2 so far )United Nations Abortion Funding
I penned an article for ChronicallyBiased tonight, but it doesn’t look like it’s going to get posted until tomorrow. Basically, the Houston Chronical had an editorial today that said Bush was going it along and refusing to give money to the UN that was already promised. Like a lot of liberal media lately, they left [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 2 so far )Odd Personal Fact #1
When I was growing up, I thought the phrase “Doubting Thomas” had something to do with the TV show “That Girl”. I was in my late 30′s before I found out it was a biblical term and had nothing to do with Marlo Thomas.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 2 so far )Sleeping Late
Sleeping late on a Tuesday morning is wonderful. Everybody should try it sometime. Artisan Renovations is coming over this morning to install… a doggy door. This is way too small of a project for them, but the rest of the renovations have hit a little snag. The doggy door has to be in before my [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 5 so far )T-shirts! Getcher T-shirts Here!
Planned Parenthood is proud to offer yet another t-shirt in our new social fashion line: “I Had an Abortion” fitted T-shirts are now available. Soon we’ll be seeing t-shirts that proudly proclaim “I Killed My Unborn Baby and All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt.” If you don’t think Planned Parenthood is promoting convenience abortions, [...]
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