Hyperactive Monkeys
Scientists have apparently found a gene that is responsible for laziness. When the gene was supressed, the monkeys worked harder.
If you had a room full of monkeys, they say, eventually you’d produce all the great works of Shakespeare. Imagine what you could accomplish with a room full of hyperactive monkeys. Cold fusion? A cure for the common cold? A perpetual motion machine? A believable explanation of why one wasn’t really in Cambodia in December of 1968? The mind boggles.
What could you accomplish with a room full of hyperactive monkeys? Me, I’m writing this blog.
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A winning season for the Dallas Cowboys.
nah
Stephen
August 16, 2004
A shorter work week. I bet hyperactive monkeys could take my place for a week at work before anybody noticed.
Michael
August 17, 2004
world peace
Uptown Girl
August 18, 2004
Whirled peas?
Stephen
August 18, 2004
I had asparagus.
Michael
August 18, 2004
veggie jokes, guys?
Uptown Girl
August 19, 2004
Are you calling my brother a vegetable?
Michael
August 20, 2004