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Hyperactive Monkeys

Forsooth, great works approacheth. Scientists have apparently found a gene that is responsible for laziness. When the gene was supressed, the monkeys worked harder.

If you had a room full of monkeys, they say, eventually you’d produce all the great works of Shakespeare. Imagine what you could accomplish with a room full of hyperactive monkeys. Cold fusion? A cure for the common cold? A perpetual motion machine? A believable explanation of why one wasn’t really in Cambodia in December of 1968? The mind boggles.

What could you accomplish with a room full of hyperactive monkeys? Me, I’m writing this blog.

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This entry was posted on Monday, August 16th, 2004 at 7:19 pm and is filed under Fun Stuff. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

7 Responses to “Hyperactive Monkeys”

  1. Stephen Says:
    August 16th, 2004 at 9:46 pm

    A winning season for the Dallas Cowboys.
    nah

  2. Michael Says:
    August 17th, 2004 at 8:28 am

    A shorter work week. I bet hyperactive monkeys could take my place for a week at work before anybody noticed. :P

  3. Uptown Girl Says:
    August 18th, 2004 at 4:39 pm

    world peace

  4. Stephen Says:
    August 18th, 2004 at 8:03 pm

    Whirled peas?

  5. Michael Says:
    August 18th, 2004 at 10:18 pm

    I had asparagus.

  6. Uptown Girl Says:
    August 19th, 2004 at 8:54 pm

    veggie jokes, guys?

    ;)

  7. Michael Says:
    August 20th, 2004 at 8:51 am

    Are you calling my brother a vegetable? :P

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