Open Carefully
On the second floor of my office, I found a Dasani vending machine. It dispenses bottled water. On the front is a big sign that says, “OPEN BOTTLE CAREFULLY.”
That’s important safety information for consumers. Are you aware of how dangerous that liquid is? If one part oxygen, a highly flammable gas, isn’t enough, it has twice the amount of hydrogen. Think Hindenburg disaster.
Can’t be too careful.
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ROTFLMAO!
Swt GA HunnyB
August 24, 2004
You visited a vending machine without supervision??? That’s a one week grounding offense for sure.
Courtney
August 24, 2004
I’ll check with Electrical, but I’m pretty sure I’m grounded already.
Michael
August 24, 2004
with all of these “caution” instructions pretty soon they will literally be everywhere – - today water tomorrow where?
Uptown Girl
August 25, 2004
“Caution – air contains oxygen. Breathe with caution.”
Michael
August 25, 2004
Really, it should read “Caution- air contains nitrogen.”
Har har har. Chemical engineering humor.
Courtney
August 25, 2004
You could die! Nitrogen is toxic!
Michael
August 26, 2004