Search Queries: Overwhelmed

Posted by Michael on August 26th, 2004 filed in The Blog

At one point, I wanted to do a regular reporting of what people searched for on Google that led them here. For a while, it was fun; pastamancer, mispelled watermellon, Michael Moore’s movie, etc.

But for over a month it’s been Dale Earnhardt Jr and his girlfriend or some variation thereof. Here’s the search word report:

Swiftvets: 93 people searching for this word.
Pastamancer: 113
Michael Moore: 201
Girlfriend Kortnie: 1,975
Dale Earnhardt Jr: 2,893

I should just give in and become a Dale Earnhardt Jr. fansite.

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57 Responses to “Search Queries: Overwhelmed”

  1. Jo Says:
    August 27th, 2004 at 7:10 am

    Hmmmm…so would it be cheating if I made a post on my blog that just said “Dale Earnhardt Jr and his girlfriend Kortnie”?

  2. Swt GA HunnyB Says:
    August 27th, 2004 at 7:28 am

    There are enough fan sites out there. Just be yourself and keep up the great blogging!

  3. Michael Says:
    August 27th, 2004 at 7:36 am

    It wouldn’t be cheating at all. Be sure to include lots of phrases like “Dale & Kourtnie Headquarters” and “Kourtnie Coles naked” and traffic with skyrocket!

  4. Paulie at The Commons Says:
    August 27th, 2004 at 6:37 pm

    Did you check out “Little E”? Dale, Dale, and more Dale.

  5. Michael Says:
    August 28th, 2004 at 11:05 am

    You make it sound like I’m some sort of NASCAR fan.

  6. Eric Says:
    October 3rd, 2004 at 3:13 pm

    Dale and Kortnie huh ? Go Cuz !

  7. jayejaye Says:
    February 20th, 2005 at 11:53 pm

    I am sorry but Dale Jr does nt have a girlfriend right now.He has a hard enough time trying to find one who doesnt want him for his popularity and money.Jr wants someone who likes him and not for his work as a race car driver.I dont understand why it such a big deal that no one can even understand that.Please try and understand where Jr is coming from and how he feels.Thanks.

  8. paige darus Says:
    April 7th, 2005 at 8:49 pm

    :oops: why you dont have girlfriend

  9. Don Balke Says:
    July 23rd, 2005 at 4:34 pm

    Dale Jr. does currently have a girlfriend. She’s a sweet girl from west Texas. Sorry, but I am not at liberty to say anything other than that she attends the University of Texas at Arlington, and is about 25 years old.

  10. Michael Says:
    July 23rd, 2005 at 7:05 pm

    Man. It’s like trying to stomp fruit flies.

  11. john Says:
    July 24th, 2005 at 10:33 am

    Don, You forgot to mention she is on the 7 year plan. But that’s cool, lot’s of beer drinkers are. Plus she is trying to lose weight, so that’s good news.

  12. Jo Says:
    July 27th, 2005 at 5:26 pm

    I don’t know much… What I do know is whenever Jr has a girlfriend he always finishes badly. Huh go figure finished 32 at Pocono….

  13. john Says:
    July 27th, 2005 at 8:51 pm

    Jo… are you saying that maybe Junior is a nickname for Dale’s……? That’s hitting below the belt!

  14. Jo Says:
    July 28th, 2005 at 9:48 am

    Uh, got me there….I am speachless, a very rare occurance.

  15. Michael Says:
    July 28th, 2005 at 9:51 am

    If you wrote, “I yams peachless,” that would be funny in a fruit and vegetable sort of way.

  16. Jo Says:
    July 28th, 2005 at 9:58 am

    So sorry, this is my first time doing this………Blog Virgin??? Not sure…

  17. Michael Says:
    July 28th, 2005 at 10:02 am

    Welcome, I am your host, Mr. Roark. Er, I mean Michael.

    The whole “Nascar” thingy is a running joke around here. I made a post once about Dale Earnhardt, Jr., it got picked up by search engines, and I get hundreds of strangers stopping by to tell me of Dale Earnhard’s love life. This website has a lot of interesting information, but a source for anything Nascar-related information it isn’t.

    Click the links, leave a lot of comments, have fun, come back often. :)

  18. Jo Says:
    July 28th, 2005 at 1:53 pm

    Thanks, Michael I do appreciate it. So far I like the site.

  19. Jo Says:
    July 28th, 2005 at 11:07 pm

    Am I going to have to change my name now? Or can we be Jo1 and Jo2, like Thing 1 and Thing 2 from The Cat in the Hat?

  20. Michael Says:
    July 29th, 2005 at 7:59 am

    Well, you’re underlined, if that helps. :P

  21. Jo(Jo*) Says:
    July 29th, 2005 at 12:31 pm

    I can be Jo2 or how about jo*?? I don’t want to confuse anyone. I actually confused myself when I read one of your responses and thought, I didn’t write that??!!!!

  22. Michael Says:
    July 29th, 2005 at 1:59 pm

    You can be anybody you want, Jo(Jo*)2. Actually, that looks like some sort of math formula. :???:

  23. Jo Says:
    July 30th, 2005 at 4:48 pm

    This reminds me of when The Boy was about two…he has two cousins (sisters) named Abby and Sara. Abby is an easy name for babies to say; Sara is not. So for months he would call them “Abby” and “Other Abby”.

  24. john Says:
    July 31st, 2005 at 6:47 pm

    From now on I want to be referred to as jo. The hn seem too formal. Use lowercase j so there is no confusion. Thanks

  25. Don Balke Says:
    August 1st, 2005 at 10:12 pm

    Nah no 7 year plan, this is a smart girl. Working on either a Master’s or Doctoral degree. Details are a bit sketchy but I have my sources. :wink: She’s a real looker though! :mrgreen:

  26. Jo(Jo*) Says:
    August 3rd, 2005 at 4:24 pm

    Well, Don if she is working on a Masters or Doctoral degree, from my own experience she is on the 7 or possibly 10 year plan. Though some of us had to work harder than others….. We actually had to work while we went to school.

  27. Sean Says:
    August 3rd, 2005 at 5:08 pm

    Worked, Masters’ two years. No problem.

    (Well, one small problem - a heck of a lot of debt when I got out).

  28. Jo(Jo*) Says:
    August 3rd, 2005 at 5:14 pm

    ….. some debt. (No husband, 3 kids, one dog)

  29. Sean Says:
    August 3rd, 2005 at 5:38 pm

    Wow, three kids and one dog. All I got was a loan payment. Bet yours’ was more fun. What was the advanced degree in?

  30. Jo(Jo*) Says:
    August 3rd, 2005 at 6:13 pm

    Health Services Administration. Considering going for a teaching degree now. My oldest just graduated from high school. I am not quite to the 10 year plan yet…… Am I crazy????

  31. TINA Says:
    November 3rd, 2005 at 2:18 am

    If it is true that Dale Jr has a girlfriend. I think it is great that he has finally found someone.

  32. Michael Says:
    November 3rd, 2005 at 8:58 am

    Dale who?

  33. babyreeni Says:
    November 12th, 2005 at 6:04 pm

    huh i heard that he isnt with anyone because he hasnt found the right girl yet!! so thats my chance lol

  34. Courtney MCcauley Says:
    November 13th, 2005 at 11:56 am

    So he has a girlfriend? Whats her name?I’m just curious :?:

  35. Courtney MCcauley Says:
    November 13th, 2005 at 11:58 am

    Dale Jr. is my families favorite driver.except my uncle

  36. Courtney MCcauley Says:
    November 13th, 2005 at 12:00 pm

    :roll: alot of people want to date Dale Jr.babyreeni.

  37. Michael Says:
    November 14th, 2005 at 1:28 pm

    There is something seriously wrong with you people. :roll:

  38. Crystal Says:
    January 17th, 2006 at 3:13 pm

    Gosh, I swear. People just keep on and on about Dale. Leave him be… Dream on….he is taken I am sure…( unless he hasn’t found “the one” ). I am sure he gets tired of this. I agree with Michael…something is seriously wrong with you people. Get a life!

  39. Crystal Says:
    January 17th, 2006 at 3:16 pm

    This isn’t a Dale Jr fan site….good grief!

  40. cdb Says:
    March 17th, 2006 at 10:48 am

    i think he is going with emily maynard so they say.

  41. Christina Says:
    March 22nd, 2006 at 11:44 pm

    Yes, he is going with her. I think he is so not right for her and her child, but whatever makes them happy I guess. If they are even happy.

  42. cdb Says:
    March 23rd, 2006 at 11:45 pm

    i have heard people say some not so nice things about her. i mean he has the right to go with who he pleases.he should know though as popular as he is people are going to tAlk.they say he wants a son thats great.i think the boy has plenty of time to get married and have a family. if i was him i would enjoy being single.life is to short………..

  43. Natalia Says:
    March 27th, 2006 at 4:45 pm

    I think she’s too good for him! I’ve met her at the track before and she is one of the sweetest most soft spoken people I have ever met not to mention so beautiful I want to hate her! She had her baby with her and they were having a great time didn’t see MR.Junior though

  44. Michael Says:
    March 27th, 2006 at 5:03 pm

    It’s like trying to plug a leak. Everytime I close off comments on a post, new “NASCAR girlfriend” comments pop up on another post.

  45. cdb Says:
    March 28th, 2006 at 12:57 am

    well i hope she is nice,and glad to here her baby was with her.

  46. Natalia Says:
    March 28th, 2006 at 5:36 pm

    I have a friend who works in Nascar and she told me that Emily is at alotof the races with her baby because they always walk around to all of the hendrick teams and say good luck before the race. In daytona i saw a picture of them and rick walking together on pit road i do think its weird that she would rather hang out at brians and jeff’s pits than jrs though. i wish her and brian or jeff would date because they would treat her better and would be sympathetic to her situation. but who knows maybe they’re not even dating and jsut having fun together i guess well never know

  47. cdb Says:
    March 28th, 2006 at 8:16 pm

    i would like to see her with brain. he seems to be a really nice guy.but he has a girlfriend. oh well maybe she doesn’t want to be noticed . people really said some thinks that were not so nice about her when this started with her and jr. some say they are dating some say there not.they are the only ones that know.

  48. Colleen Says:
    March 28th, 2006 at 9:58 pm

    i saw them together in Vegas. He came to church with her. He looks crazy about her it was really cute!

  49. Michael Says:
    March 28th, 2006 at 11:45 pm

    I would like to see her with a brain, too.

  50. cdb Says:
    March 29th, 2006 at 10:37 am

    michael that was not nice.

  51. Colleen Says:
    March 29th, 2006 at 10:40 am

    I mean DJ not Brian BTW

  52. cdb Says:
    March 29th, 2006 at 11:02 am

    jr.in church.well guess they are dating.

  53. Jeanine Says:
    March 29th, 2006 at 12:53 pm

    Just wondering is this Emily Maynard the same female with the show on Speed Channel…. Ask Miss Emily? At Atlanta and Bristol the same Female was sitting on his pit box throughout the race, then walked away with Tony Jr is this Emily Maynard? Just curious.

  54. Michael Says:
    March 29th, 2006 at 1:09 pm

    It’s like going to the circus, except the circus is coming here.

    I wave my magic wand of thread locking, and voila! Comments cease.

  55. cdb Says:
    March 29th, 2006 at 1:10 pm

    i guess it would be….

  56. cdb Says:
    May 21st, 2007 at 1:33 am

    why did you open this back up?

  57. Michael Says:
    May 21st, 2007 at 7:37 am

    Because I am easily amused.
    :P

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