Top Ten Things Dan Rather Would Never Say

Posted on September 16, 2004. Filed under: News, Politics | Tags: , |

Direct from CBS’s website and David Letterman’s Top Ten Things Dan Rather Would Never Say (February 8, 1995). Check out #1. :)

10. I’m Dan Rather, your love anchor

9. Connie, mind if I borrow your mascara?

8. Wanna buy a fake Rolex?

7. And now a report from our White House correspondent, Howie Mandel

6. Maybe Letterman ought to spend some of that big-time TV money on better wigs

5. That’s the news, I’m Oprah Winfrey

4. Hey, let’s bomb Alaska!

3. Honey, I’ll be home soon–have the tequila ready

2. Good evening. I’m Dan Rather and I’m not wearing pants

1. I made that last story up

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From CBS no less! great!

that’s hilarious ;)

beautiful!


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