Top Ten Things Dan Rather Would Never Say
Direct from CBS’s website and David Letterman’s Top Ten Things Dan Rather Would Never Say (February 8, 1995). Check out #1. 
10. I’m Dan Rather, your love anchor
9. Connie, mind if I borrow your mascara?
8. Wanna buy a fake Rolex?
7. And now a report from our White House correspondent, Howie Mandel
6. Maybe Letterman ought to spend some of that big-time TV money on better wigs
5. That’s the news, I’m Oprah Winfrey
4. Hey, let’s bomb Alaska!
3. Honey, I’ll be home soon–have the tequila ready
2. Good evening. I’m Dan Rather and I’m not wearing pants
1. I made that last story up
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From CBS no less! great!
Lisa
September 17, 2004
that’s hilarious
Uptown Girl
September 19, 2004
beautiful!
Key
September 19, 2004