Fantasy Coffins

Posted by Michael on January 31st, 2005 filed in Odd Websites

When I die, I’d like to be buried in a solemn, dignified way. Like in a coffin shaped like a giant shoe.

A coffin for those with restless soles.

Let’s say a giant shoe isn’t your thing. “But Michael,” you say, “my sole is at rest. What other coffins are available.”

I’m glad you asked. At Fantasy Coffins, you can also be buried in a beer bottle, a chicken, a fish, or an automobile.

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5 Responses to “Fantasy Coffins”

  1. Courtney Says:
    February 1st, 2005 at 8:18 am

    Question- is the pink coffin a womb?

  2. A.M.M. Says:
    February 1st, 2005 at 8:44 am

    When I die, I want to be cremated and left on the doorstep of a random stanger. It’s either that or I want to be stuffed and placed on the sofa with a remote control in one hand.

  3. Michael Says:
    February 1st, 2005 at 10:28 am

    A womb? I wondered what that was. You may be right, Courtney.

    AMM - I would have thought you’d want to be propped up in front of a Space Invaders game.

  4. A.M.M. Says:
    February 1st, 2005 at 11:19 am

    That might work, but I need a stiff drink.

  5. Michael Says:
    February 3rd, 2005 at 9:46 am

    By “stiff,” you mean flavored water, right?

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