Sleeping at Your Desk
Posted by Michael on December 3rd, 2005 filed in Fun StuffTen things to say when caught sleeping at your desk:
10. “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.”
9. “This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to!”
8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time.”
7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy.”
6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”
5. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?”
4. “Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem.”
3. “Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?”
2. “Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?”
1. Raise your head slowly and say, “…in Jesus name, Amen.”
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December 3rd, 2005 at 3:21 pm
Not that this would be an issue for me lately, what with working on Saturday and all. :/
December 8th, 2005 at 3:56 pm
December 8th, 2005 at 3:58 pm
I like the 3rd idea quite a lot. Heh, I kind of put my head down at school and nearly fall asleep…