Who am I?
I answer my phone at the office early this morning. “Good morning, this is Michael.”
The other voice says, “Bill?”
My actual response was, “No… this is Michael” and the caller apologized for the wrong number. The responses that went through my head, though, included, “Oh, yes, I’m sorry. This *is* Bill. Can I help you?”
What other responses can you come up with?
My sister got tired of getting calls for “Rocky.” So one night, when yet another call came in, my bro-in-law answered and told the caller Rocky was in jail. Since then, Rocky has been many places . . . people keep calling for him so the stories continue. Cracks us all up.