Barbie Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken Doll
No, really. I thought it was a joke. Which demographic is Mattel appealing to? Who wants to play with a Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken Doll?
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 9 so far )In the Trunk
I hear a bad joke this weekend. Put your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. Drive around town for a couple of hours. Now, stop and open the trunk. Which one do you think is happy to see you? I’d credit that joke to the appropriate sourse; I think it was [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )The Leader
Margaret Feingold, author of the Organic God, dropped a short note on her Facebook account today. It’s an old joke – S. I. McMillen, in his book None of These Diseases, tells a story of a young woman who wanted to go to college, but her heart sank when she read the question on the [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Flip-Flop Again
I haven’t looked into the 2008 Presidential season yet, it’s too early. Hillary makes me shudder, Obama doesn’t have any experience, and no republicans have really stepped forward. Afterwards, while answering a question from a viewer on the program YOUR SHOW about why he chose not to run, Kerry said he had decided it wasn’t [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 4 so far )Exercise Confidence
I think I can, I think I can, I think I can. Do you recognize those words? The Little Engine That Could, carrying a trainload of toys over the mountain. The load was so heavy and the journey was so long, the Little Engine was ready to give up. Defeated. I can’t do this, the [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 2 so far )Help Us Jon Cary We R Stuk in Irak
Yup, that just about killed John Kerry’s chances of being President in 2008. First he insulted the troops, saying that if you’re stupid you get stuck in Iraq. Then, instead of apologizing, he went on the offensize and blamed Bush, even though Bush had nothing to do with Kerry’s statement. Then Kerry claimed it was [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 8 so far )Pink Panther Returns
I wrote last month about how I’m having trouble enjoying Hollywood movies and critiqued the latest Pink Panther movie as an example. Needless sexual entendre and poorly implemented slapstick spoiled what could have been a funny movie. The American Spectator today agrees: In addition to that first tedious scene of Clouseau trying to park a [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )Best Blonde Joke Ever
Found this over at The Insomniac. Best blonde joke ever. Tell me what you think.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 9 so far )Dilbert Blog
Scott Adams, author of the comic strip Dilbert, has started a blog. And if you thought his comic strips were off-the-wall, his random daily brain wheezes will surely convince you. Today’s entry, “Blogging Under the Influence: Today I am whacked out on pain killers because yesterday I had surgery to correct my deviated septum. I [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 8 so far )Progressive Christianity
I’m convinced the liberal left is working on a new tactic – to claim christianity for themselves. That’s right, if you believe in the right to have an abortion, they’re working on scripture interpretation to support it. Gay marriage? They push a “God is Love” approach that allows homosexuality and completely skip over the “homosexuality [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 41 so far )« Previous Entries
