Whimsy
At The Journey, Rodney wonders about insects with low self-esteem. There’s something wrong with Rodney. Officials in Rome, Italy, have solved one of the world’s most pressing problems by banning the use of round goldfish bowls. If you want to Taunt Libs, there are some new t-shirts available. Hey, it’s what they think about conservatives [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 7 so far )Relief Efforts at Texas A&M
I’m happy to see my Alma Mater, Texas A&M University, is helping out the refugees from Hurricane Katrina:
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )Macho Man is Endangered? By What?
Seriously, I have trouble imagining the world that these people come from. Their planet must be painted in pastels and have a lovely floral scent. PARIS (AFP) – Macho man is an endangered species, with today’s male more likely to opt for a pink flowered shirt and swingers’ clubs than the traditional role as family [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 3 so far )The Casual Abortion
Last week, a new report came out that showed women were more casual about abortions now – rather than something to be avoided, some women would have multiple abortions instead of using birth control (or heaven forbid, abstaining altogether). A dramatic rise in repeat abortions has reinforced fears that women are increasingly having terminations for [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 19 so far )Burrito Boy Terrorizes School
I think the boy got off light. I’ve had burritos that could be classified as dangerous weapons. They sell microwave burritos that can gas an entire car full of beach-going friends, and they should be outlawed. CLOVIS, N.M. – A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 12 so far )Dale Earnhardt and Chim Chim
This post will be too long, so here’s the end of the story first: I bought my brother this t-shirt (click for larger image): OK, now I’ll back up to the beginning. A synopsis of random nonsense all munged together for your amusement. I still get a lot of visitors here looking for Dale Earnhardt [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )Where is the Tsunami Aid Going?
Take a good look at this picture. Feel free to click it for a larger image. This was taken in Galle, Sri Lanka. Now, Sri Lanka is primarily Buddhist, but many of the countries hardest hit by the tsunami are Muslim. And notice that the bystander watching, left of center, is wearing an Osama Bin [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 3 so far )The Power of (Grilled) Cheese
How much would you pay for a 10-year old grilled cheese sandwich with a bite taking out of it? MIAMI (Reuters) – An online casino won the eBay bidding for a decade-old cheese sandwich bearing what some people consider a likeness of the Virgin Mary and immediately began hawking Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese T-shirts. GoldenPalace.com’s [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 9 so far )Stream of Consciousness
If my train of thought leaves Chicago at 35 miles per hour…. What am I doing? Oh, nothing. Thanks for asking. I was just reflecting on how much I enjoy having this website and all the visitors that leave comments, but some days I just don’t feel like diving into the topic du juor. Al [...]
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