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Alternate Titles for "F9/11" (Right Wing Version)

The Top 13 Alternate Titles for “Fahrenheit 9/11”
(Right-Wing Wacko version)

13> Gone With the Windbag

12> Of Mike and Mayhem

11> A River of Crap Runs Through It

10> Unforgiven — for Having the Gall to Win the Election

9> My Left Wing

8> Crouching Director, Not-So-Hidden Agenda

7> Here We Go Round the Moore/Kerry/Bush

6> Honey, I Shrunk the Truth

5> 2 Fat 2 Furious

4> Saving Senator Kerry

3> The Bonfire of Reality

2> Hey, If THIS Doesn’t Get Me Into Streisand’s Pants, Nothing Will

and Topfive.com’s Number 1
Alternate Title for “Fahrenheit 9/11″…

1> My Big Fat Geek Fretting

[ The Top 5 List http://www.topfive.com ]
[ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ]

(Courtesy of TopFive, reprinted with permission. Thanks, Chris. :))

Tomorrow there’s supposed to be one for Lefties, but I haven’t decided if I’ll post it. 😛

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    Michael finds the best stuffThe Top 13 Alternate Titles for “Fahrenheit 9/11″ (Right-Wing Wacko version)…

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    Lori

    Oh man, that’s good. I think I like number six the best.

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    Anonymous

    Kinda like making fun of people you’ve never met.

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    Michael

    My favorite was #8. 🙂

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    Michael

    Here are the Left Wing Versions. *yawn*

    The Top 13 Alternate Titles for “Fahrenheit 9/11”
    (Left-Wing Loon version)

    13> George of the Bungle

    12> Beating John Ashcroft

    11> Terminal Stupidity

    10> Rogered By Me

    9> Bash Bush: Vol. 1

    8> The Cooked Intelligence, the Thief, the Lies and the Evil-Doer

    7> Forrest GOP

    6> All The President’s Mendacity

    5> Rogered By Me

    4> White Schmucks

    3> Bush Casualty and the Sundance Bid

    2> The Seven Minute Twitch

    and Topfive.com’s Number 1
    Alternate Title for “Fahrenheit 9/11″…

    1> The President’s Brain Is Missing

    [ The Top 5 List http://www.topfive.com ]
    [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ]

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Michael, a sinner saved by grace, sharing what the good Lord has shared with me.

Solomon, in the book of Ecclesiastes, said, “I have seen all the things that are done under the sun; all of them are meaningless, a chasing after the wind.”

If you’re not living for the glory of God, then what you’re doing is meaningless, no matter what it is. Living for God gives life meaning, and enjoying a “chasing after the wind” is a gift from God. I’m doing what I can to enjoy this gift daily.

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