Whoopi Learns Something New

Whoopi the Loser
Whoopi learns a lesson about Cause and Effect.

Background: Kerry skips an intelligence briefing so he can do an interview with Larry King and then attend a $25,000 a plate fundraiser.

Cause: At the fundraiser, Whoopi made crude, juvenile remarks; the New York Post said “she fired off a stream of vulgar sexual wordplays on Bush’s name in a riff about female genitalia.” John Kerry said the entertainer’s remarks “conveyed… the heart and soul of our country.”

Effect: Slim-Fast dumps Whoopi as a spokesperson. Slim-Fast regrets that Whoopi’s remarks offended some customers.

A spokesperson for Whoopi Goldberg had a fit when they realized all the advertising dollars they just lost declined immediate comment.

First noted at Pardon My English.

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