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Cher and Rosie Draw Crowds Numbering in the Dozens

The Miame Herald reported that thousands of people were expected to show up for John Kerry rallies this weekend.

Friday night, Cher spoke to clubgoers invited by the left wing moonbat group MoveOn.org. Instead of thousands, though, only a couple of hundred showed up:

“There were supposed to be thousands of people here tonight. I’m not sure why that didn’t happen, obviously the people putting on this thing were just not very good at it,” an embarrassed Cher explained to the crowd.

“Alright, but you guys are here, that’s right. When I was coming down the steps I though ‘Oh s**t, well I’ll just go out there and give it my best.’”

Then last night, Rosie O’Donnell attracted even fewer people:

“You know, there’s only like, you know, maybe 38 of us here and maybe we can just like tap a keg and put on some disco, and totally party,” O’Donnell deadpanned.



One response to “Cher and Rosie Draw Crowds Numbering in the Dozens”

  1. seems people are not interested in either of these “celebrities” political views

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Michael, a sinner saved by grace, sharing what the good Lord has shared with me.

Solomon, in the book of Ecclesiastes, said, “I have seen all the things that are done under the sun; all of them are meaningless, a chasing after the wind.”

If you’re not living for the glory of God, then what you’re doing is meaningless, no matter what it is. Living for God gives life meaning, and enjoying a “chasing after the wind” is a gift from God. I’m doing what I can to enjoy this gift daily.

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