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How to Sue Wal-Mart

Everything you need to know is at the Wal-Mart Litigation Project. For $135, the site owner will sell you a information packet for lawsuits against Wal-Mart for “Parking Lots- Uneven Surface and Protrusions.”

Here is how to understand “Types of Cases Against Wal-Mart.” Imagine that you are a Wal-Mart customer. You first park your car and walk through the parking lot, onto the sidewalk, and through the front doors. Looking at the listing of cases you can see there have been lawsuits involving each of these activities; for example, customers have been injured by automatic doors. Now continue shopping. As you proceed down the aisle way all manner of injuries can occur, notably slipping and falling on wet substances (including products) on the floor. Next, consider the fact that thousands of customers are injured each year by falling merchandise. As you, the imaginary shopper, continue you may encounter falling shelves, chairs or benches that collapse, falling signs, and injuries caused by Wal-Mart employees pushing carts or pallets. Continue to pretend you are a shopper and you can visualize situations where Wal-Mart security personnel falsely accuse you of theft. Finally, you may have an unhappy experience with the items you purchased, including mis-filled prescriptions from a Wal-Mart pharmacy, or defective goods such as toys or electrical appliances.



14 responses to “How to Sue Wal-Mart”

  1. Wow – Walmart is a scary place!

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  2. LoL. I don’t think that was the point. 😛

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  3. Well I am (apparently) the Queen of Missing The Point! 😉

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  4. Now, now….we still love you, Jo.

    Lost Lion Pub Crawl:
    Call for entries.

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  5. How could you not? I’m amazingly lovable, when I’m not being a PITA. 😛

    You read my mind. I was just going to call our social coordinator and request an event.

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  6. PFFT!

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  7. Jo – Who would that be?

    Steve – don’t take it personal. 😛

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    1. If an unfortunate accident happens due to the negligence of the store owner then it is the right of the victim to sue them for the damages.

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      1. So sayeth the personal injury attorney.

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  8. I’m not sure, but I think his name starts with M.

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  9. Well, I’m off to see my attorney – broke a nail entering wal-mart! Horrors!!!

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  10. Not that I like to voice my opinion much. These pond suckers try to make a living off Wal-Mart without a care in the world.
    I just keep thinking about the $700 million given to charities last year and think how thankful I am to work for a company so great.

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  11. It’s one thing to sue when when you think somebody has intentionally on negligently harmed you.

    But making an industry out of it and searching for things to sue over is nothing but a detrimental drag on all of us.

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Michael, a sinner saved by grace, sharing what the good Lord has shared with me.

Solomon, in the book of Ecclesiastes, said, “I have seen all the things that are done under the sun; all of them are meaningless, a chasing after the wind.”

If you’re not living for the glory of God, then what you’re doing is meaningless, no matter what it is. Living for God gives life meaning, and enjoying a “chasing after the wind” is a gift from God. I’m doing what I can to enjoy this gift daily.

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