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For example:

Titanic
Directed by James Cameron
1997
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard
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Leonardo DiCaprio: Your social class is stuffy. Let’s dance with the ship’s rats and have fun.
Kate Winslet: You have captured my heart. Let’s run around the ship and giggle.
(The ship SINKS.)
Leonardo DiCaprio: Never let go.
Kate Winslet: I promise. (lets go)
THE END

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    Reilly

    LOL – – just think I could have saved three hours had I read that before I went to the theater 😉

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    Michael

    Heh. Here is The Empire Strikes Back:

    The Empire Strikes Back
    Directed by Irvin Kershner
    1980
    Ultra-Condensed by Keith Reilly

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    Luke: I have to go to Dagobah.
    Yoda: You have to use the force.
    Luke: I have to go to Cloud City.
    Darth Vader: You have to go to the dark side.
    Luke: No I don’t.
    Darth Vader: I’m your father.
    Luke: No you’re not.
    Darth Vader: Fine, I’ll cut off your hand.

    THE END

    I’m trying to think of any part of it they left out, but I think that just about covers it. 😛

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About Me

Michael, a sinner saved by grace, sharing what the good Lord has shared with me.

Solomon, in the book of Ecclesiastes, said, “I have seen all the things that are done under the sun; all of them are meaningless, a chasing after the wind.”

If you’re not living for the glory of God, then what you’re doing is meaningless, no matter what it is. Living for God gives life meaning, and enjoying a “chasing after the wind” is a gift from God. I’m doing what I can to enjoy this gift daily.

Got questions? I’m not surprised. If you have any questions about Chasing the Wind, you can email me at chasingthewind@outlook.com.

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