Birds and the Bees, 2005 Style

A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?

The father answers: “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I
set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We
sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my
hard drive. No sooner had I uploaded, we discovered that neither one of us
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:

You’ve Got Male!”