Out of Control

Ok, so first Cindy Sheehan shows up in Crawford Texas. Then Joan Baez shows up and Crawford-stock is born. Rednecks tearing up the roadway. Pro-war and anti-war activist line both sides of the street. And the mud flies freely.

Lets not stop there! Go all out.

Headlining for Crawford-stock be no other then The Dixie Chicks. Jane Fonda being there is a gimmie.

I think I’m gonna park a chuck wagon in the middle and sell Freedom Fries, red, white and blue snowcones and anything smothered in swiss cheese. Retirement should be right around the corner.