Not Blogging This

I need to make a list of things I don’t blog about. Michael Jackson’s trial, Madonna’s conversion, Brittany Spears’ baby… the trouble with making such a list, of course, is that as soon as I say I’m not blogging about something, I’ve blogged about it. Or metablogged it. Or perhaps antimetablogged it.

So here’s a subject that’s about to hit the news: British banks will no longer offer piggy banks because they offend Muslims.

Nope. Not blogging about it.