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Bad Poems about Cheese

Who can resist cheesy poems?

Fertile Lands and Mammoth Cheese

In barren district you may meet
Small fertile spot doth grow fine wheat,
There you may find the choicest fruits,
And great, round, smooth and solid roots.

But in conditions such as these
You cannot make a mammoth cheese,
Which will weigh eight thousand pounds,
But where large fertile farms abounds.

Big cheese is synonymous name,
With the fertile district of the Thame,
Here dairy system’s understood,
And they are made both large and good.

James McIntyre

The Cheesemistress needs to know there is a passage in the “Ode on the Mammoth Cheese” that made me think of her:

We have seen the Queen of cheese,
Laying quietly at your ease,
Gently fanned by evening breeze —
Thy fair form no flies dare seize.

Thanks to Chase Me Ladies I’m in the Cavalry for the lead.

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14 responses to “Bad Poems about Cheese”

  1. Courtney Avatar
    Courtney

    Um, I don’t get it. .

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  2. Uptown Girl Avatar
    Uptown Girl

    Cheese poems? I’ve heard it all now 😉

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  3. Courtney Avatar
    Courtney

    Now that was weird. My comment was deleted because it was in brackets. Let’s try this again-
    Um, I don’t get it. (Insert blond joke here).

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  4. Michael Avatar
    Michael

    Apparently, you don’t get it twice. 😛

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  5. LeeAnn Avatar
    LeeAnn

    Love it. Especially the part about the Queen of cheese.
    Thanks. 🙂

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  6. the cheese stands alone

    Poems About Cheese
    Michael at Chasing the Wind has culturally enlightened us with Poems About Cheese. I particularly liked this part: We have seen the Queen of cheese, Laying quietly at your ease, Gently fanned by evening breeze – Thy fair form no…

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  7. Courtney Avatar
    Courtney

    I could not get it three times, if you’d like.

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  8. Michael Avatar
    Michael

    I don’t think that’s necessary. You’ve sufficiently demonstrated that you don’t get it twice, a third won’t be required. 🙂

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    Anonymous

    cheese is sehr gut!

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  10. MRGUY00 Avatar
    MRGUY00

    NNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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  11. sabbyrina Avatar
    sabbyrina

    😈 nobody can’t make me not eat cheese!

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  12. Kelly Avatar
    Kelly

    Those poems r coooooooooool and helps me alot with projects based on these titles 😎 😀

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  13. lorraine Avatar
    lorraine

    😛
    I have heard it all now poems about cheese lol !!!

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  14. lorraine Avatar
    lorraine

    😆 But i like it cheese is good espeacially on nachos mmmmmmmmmmm oh darn it has made me hungry now lol

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About Me

Michael, a sinner saved by grace, sharing what the good Lord has shared with me.

Solomon, in the book of Ecclesiastes, said, “I have seen all the things that are done under the sun; all of them are meaningless, a chasing after the wind.”

If you’re not living for the glory of God, then what you’re doing is meaningless, no matter what it is. Living for God gives life meaning, and enjoying a “chasing after the wind” is a gift from God. I’m doing what I can to enjoy this gift daily.

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