On the second floor of my office, I found a Dasani vending machine. It dispenses bottled water. On the front is a big sign that says, “OPEN BOTTLE CAREFULLY.”
That’s important safety information for consumers. Are you aware of how dangerous that liquid is? If one part oxygen, a highly flammable gas, isn’t enough, it has twice the amount of hydrogen. Think Hindenburg disaster.
Can’t be too careful.
ROTFLMAO!
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You visited a vending machine without supervision??? That’s a one week grounding offense for sure.
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I’ll check with Electrical, but I’m pretty sure I’m grounded already.
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with all of these “caution” instructions pretty soon they will literally be everywhere – – today water tomorrow where?
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“Caution – air contains oxygen. Breathe with caution.”
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Really, it should read “Caution- air contains nitrogen.”
Har har har. Chemical engineering humor.
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You could die! Nitrogen is toxic!
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Michael, a sinner saved by grace, sharing what the good Lord has shared with me.
Solomon, in the book of Ecclesiastes, said, “I have seen all the things that are done under the sun; all of them are meaningless, a chasing after the wind.”
If you’re not living for the glory of God, then what you’re doing is meaningless, no matter what it is. Living for God gives life meaning, and enjoying a “chasing after the wind” is a gift from God. I’m doing what I can to enjoy this gift daily.
Got questions? I’m not surprised. If you have any questions about Chasing the Wind, you can email me at chasingthewind@outlook.com.
Chasing the Wind 
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