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Cell Phone Destruction

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The number one cause of cell phone breakage is dropping it. No surprise there.

The number two reason is because your pants are too tight.

A survey of 300 retailers Sweden found that squeezing handsets into snug-fitting pants is the second leading cause of broken phones. Apparently, the phones simply can’t handle the pressure and screens break or covers bend or crack.

To put it in perspective, tight pants break more phones than dogs, children, rain, snow, acts of forgetfulness and throwing phones to the ground in a rage, according to a report on the survey by cell-phone news Web site Cellular News.

No word on the hazards of Spandex or Lycra.

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3 responses to “Cell Phone Destruction”

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    Swt GA HunnyB

    Wow…who would have thought i???

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    Anonymous

    I always knew those things were evil. Not the cell phones, I mean the tight pants. (On a side note: Cell phones are also evil, but only during movies.)

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    Michael

    Evil Tight Pants would be a good name for a Batman nemesis.

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Michael, a sinner saved by grace, sharing what the good Lord has shared with me.

Solomon, in the book of Ecclesiastes, said, “I have seen all the things that are done under the sun; all of them are meaningless, a chasing after the wind.”

If you’re not living for the glory of God, then what you’re doing is meaningless, no matter what it is. Living for God gives life meaning, and enjoying a “chasing after the wind” is a gift from God. I’m doing what I can to enjoy this gift daily.

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