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Vegitative Lifestyle

The funniest search today is “vegitative lifestyle.”

Somebody expending a lot of energy learning how to be lazy. 😆

Ok, I’m tired of being the Dale Earnhardt official website. Instead, I’m going to be the foremost authority on vegitative lifestyles, as soon as I get the energy to go do some research. 🙂



8 responses to “Vegitative Lifestyle”

  1. There has been a lot of talk lately about vegitative lifestyles – – I think because of the Shiavo case – – which made me wonder if Sunny Von Bulow was still on life support – – and after about 25 years she is. OK, that got off topic 😉

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  2. I’m not so sure I’d qualify that has a “lifestyle” though. “Lifestyle” implies “choice.” Sitting on the sofa with a bag of potato chips is a choice. 🙄

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  3. Heard part of a Chonda Pierce message this morning. She said she got an exercise video, and gained four pounds. She sat down and watched the video with a package of Oreo’s. 😀

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  4. I fall asleep watching exercise videos. 😮

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  5. Don’t worry Michael, there’s a solution – you may remember Dr. Young discussing it with the congregation on Sunday (the pastor who got the people to jump out of their seats, remember?) – it was a SHOCKING story!!!!

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  6. You’re going to wire my sofa with electricity? Yikes! 😯

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  7. i wake up cranky and angry 😡 and i look 👿

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  8. i wake up with a joy and a smile on my 😀 and thank god when i wake.

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About Me

Michael, a sinner saved by grace, sharing what the good Lord has shared with me.

Solomon, in the book of Ecclesiastes, said, “I have seen all the things that are done under the sun; all of them are meaningless, a chasing after the wind.”

If you’re not living for the glory of God, then what you’re doing is meaningless, no matter what it is. Living for God gives life meaning, and enjoying a “chasing after the wind” is a gift from God. I’m doing what I can to enjoy this gift daily.

Got questions? I’m not surprised. If you have any questions about Chasing the Wind, you can email me at chasingthewind@outlook.com.

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