Scrappleface satire via the lovely Miss Vox:
(2004-10-06) — Florida’s 4th District Court of Appeals inadvertently overturned the Supreme Court’s landmark Roe v. Wade abortion ruling today when it denied Rush Limbaugh’s petition to protect his right of privacy regarding medical records.
A spokesman for the court said that by ruling Mr. Limbaugh had no right to privacy regarding medical records, it denied the central tenet of the 1972 Roe V. Wade ruling in which the Supreme Court found that the right to privacy protected a woman’s right to an abortion, at least for several months.
“On behalf of the 4th District Court of Appeals,” the unnamed spokesman said, “Oops.”

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