Chasing the Wind

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Angelina & Christina Redux

Ok, ok already… next time I post something even slightly off-color, I’ll give myself 24 hours first, *then* decide if I should post it. I agree it wasn’t fair to post something and then yank it.

So here’s my strategy: I’m going to repost it now and then try to post a lot of things after it to get it off the front page so nobody sees it. (This strategy won’t work, I already know, because I have waaay too much work going on – it’s Saturday, dagnabbit, and I’m at the office. It’s the only strategy I have though. 😛 )

So here’s the post that got blipped after I rethunk it:

Tie me down! I was amused that Angelina Jolie said this week some rather… um… intense things about relationships.

“A lot of my relationships just weren’t honest enough. So I took them down different paths toward violence or wildness to try to find somebody to hold me down and make me feel.

“S&M sex can be misinterpreted as violence. It’s really about trust. I like to push boundaries, both emotional and sexual, with another person.

“That’s when I’ve felt the sexiest. I’ve been in both submissive and dominant roles because I want more. I’ve never been tied up. I have a feeling the person that does it will be the one. I think that’s what I’d like.”

The man that finally gets her excited better have a good medical plan. If Angelina doesn’t beat the tar out of him, her bodyguards will.

Handcuff me!What’s this? Christina Aguilera likes that sort of thing, too?

“If a lover wants to experiment with handcuffs, then that’s fair enough for me!”

Are there any single girls that get excited when a guy opens the door for them, tells them they’re pretty, and sends them flowers occasionally, calls them to say, “I was just thinking about you?”

I suppose when going out on a date nowadays, a guy should be prepared to say, “Nice to meet you. I brought my own handcuffs. I hope you don’t mind.”



4 responses to “Angelina & Christina Redux”

  1. There. Now that wasn’t so hard to post, now was it?

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  2. I prefer to keep you sheltered and innocent. Once you lose that, you can’t get it back. Wanna go watch Power Rangers with me? 😛

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  3. Want me to explain the Power Rangers in a manner Freud would be proud of? 😛

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  4. Ooh! Ooh! Do Spongebob instead! :mrgreen:

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Michael, a sinner saved by grace, sharing what the good Lord has shared with me.

Solomon, in the book of Ecclesiastes, said, “I have seen all the things that are done under the sun; all of them are meaningless, a chasing after the wind.”

If you’re not living for the glory of God, then what you’re doing is meaningless, no matter what it is. Living for God gives life meaning, and enjoying a “chasing after the wind” is a gift from God. I’m doing what I can to enjoy this gift daily.

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