Angelina & Christina Redux

Ok, ok already… next time I post something even slightly off-color, I’ll give myself 24 hours first, *then* decide if I should post it. I agree it wasn’t fair to post something and then yank it.

So here’s my strategy: I’m going to repost it now and then try to post a lot of things after it to get it off the front page so nobody sees it. (This strategy won’t work, I already know, because I have waaay too much work going on – it’s Saturday, dagnabbit, and I’m at the office. It’s the only strategy I have though. 😛 )

So here’s the post that got blipped after I rethunk it:

I was amused that Angelina Jolie said this week some rather… um… intense things about relationships.

“A lot of my relationships just weren’t honest enough. So I took them down different paths toward violence or wildness to try to find somebody to hold me down and make me feel.

“S&M sex can be misinterpreted as violence. It’s really about trust. I like to push boundaries, both emotional and sexual, with another person.

“That’s when I’ve felt the sexiest. I’ve been in both submissive and dominant roles because I want more. I’ve never been tied up. I have a feeling the person that does it will be the one. I think that’s what I’d like.”

The man that finally gets her excited better have a good medical plan. If Angelina doesn’t beat the tar out of him, her bodyguards will.

What’s this? Christina Aguilera likes that sort of thing, too?

“If a lover wants to experiment with handcuffs, then that’s fair enough for me!”

Are there any single girls that get excited when a guy opens the door for them, tells them they’re pretty, and sends them flowers occasionally, calls them to say, “I was just thinking about you?”

I suppose when going out on a date nowadays, a guy should be prepared to say, “Nice to meet you. I brought my own handcuffs. I hope you don’t mind.”