Nope, I didn’t see MI:3 this weekend. Apparently you didn’t, either.
Was it because Tom Cruise is a space alien? Was it because he made a farc of marriage by dumping Mimi Rogers, then Nicole Kidman, then Penelope Cruz, then getting Kate Holmes pregnant? That he pretended to be very religious while dumping wives? That hopping on Oprah’s sofa made world headlines? That he taunts people on psychiatric medication?
Or was it because the movie stunk? Why didn’t you go see it?

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