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Outsourcing Prayer Lines

I stumbled across this disturbing piece yesterday while reading the news. Major television ministries are outsourcing their prayer lines to India! The more I read, the more hot under the collar I got.

DES MOINES — Last month, Lori Danes, 43, called the prayer line of a major television ministry and requested prayer for her mother’s persistent ulcers. But her prayer representative, who called himself “Darren,” prayed in a strong Indian accent that “all the gods would bless her mightily.”

“I was stunned,” Danes says. “It was like I’d called a demon prayer line.”

The manager of India Prayer Solutions, located in Mumbai, India, apologized for the incident and fired the employee who, he said, had not been properly trained. But dozens of similar incidents have rattled U.S. callers since major ministries began outsourcing their prayer lines to India. The ministries insist they are overwhelmed by the growing number of calls for prayer.

“There aren’t enough Americans willing to sit in the prayer tower and take calls anymore,” says a prayer coordinator at a major ministry which jobbed out its prayer lines last year.

There’s more to the article that will make you mad! I read the article twice trying to find the name of the ministry that had done this, but it wasn’t listed in the article. I thought I’d search for the India company, India Prayer Solutions and see if I could find the name of the ministry that way…

… and about this time I noticed that the article appeared on LarkNews.com. Er… I recognize that site. It’s satire.

Dagnabbit, I’d been had. 😛



4 responses to “Outsourcing Prayer Lines”

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    Keith Prossick

    Hate when that happes….. 🙂

    yo mam pasyati sarvatra sarvam ca mayi pasyati tasyaham na pranasyami sa ca me na pranasyati

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  2. Ok, I give up. I can’t find a translator for that. :/

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    Keith Prossick

    It is Sanskrit for Seeing God.

    Those who see Me in all things, and all things in Me, are never lost to Me, nor am I ever lost to them.

    Bhagavad Gita: Chapter 6, Verse 30

    It’s all good. 🙂

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  4. Dagnabbit, Sanskrit isn’t on Babelfish. 😛

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Michael, a sinner saved by grace, sharing what the good Lord has shared with me.

Solomon, in the book of Ecclesiastes, said, “I have seen all the things that are done under the sun; all of them are meaningless, a chasing after the wind.”

If you’re not living for the glory of God, then what you’re doing is meaningless, no matter what it is. Living for God gives life meaning, and enjoying a “chasing after the wind” is a gift from God. I’m doing what I can to enjoy this gift daily.

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