Dale Earnhardt, Jr. & Kortney Cole

Rumours regarding the breakup of Dale and Kortnie are beginning to swirl. Dale, who once lived in The Hundred Acre Wood under the name of Sanders, has checked into a substance abuse clinic to rid himself of his dependence on honey after investigators into his latest NASCAR crash revealed Dale failed a field sobriety test that showed he blood-pollen limit of 0.10, well over the legal limit. Investigators also want to question Dale about the disappearance of his twin brother, Chip.

Kortnie (who also goes by the nom de plume of Courtney and maybe even Cortnie or Kourtney) has denied allegations of infidelity. “Speed Racer and I are just friends,” Kortnie claims. “Do I look like Trixie to you?” She also refused to discuss her relationship with Chim Chim after pictures of her monkeying with him surfaced.

33 thoughts on “Dale Earnhardt, Jr. & Kortney Cole

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  2. :evil:Dear Dale jr I am so happy that you broke up with Kortnie. she does not deservie to be with you any more. I am so happy because she was such a big [censored]!!

    your biggest fan
    Elizabeth Hill,

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  3. :cry:Dear Dale jr I am So sorry about talking about Kortnie that way I just want you to know that I me (elizabeth) and my boyfriend Jaye are big fans of yours and we love teresa to 😆 I am going to Daytona for the Bud shoot out .And I live like 3 miles away from Texas Motor Speedway.

    :wink:Love Elizabeth Hill And Jaye Jacobson.

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  4. 😛 I hope you win the Bud shoot out Dale JR and ME (elizabeth hill) hope to see kortnie there.

    :cool:I am the biggest fan you could have my room is black and red and I have your bed stuff on my bed and I have alot of picturs of you and your dad and also just to let you know I am Fifteen And I have a Tattoo with a Three and A Eight With Wings:neutral: Love Elizabeth Hill

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  5. seems to me dale jr was on 60 min saying he was single and lookin for right woman think he needs rich woman who wont use him for money who doesnt care how much money he got i dont care about his money i think i fit the bill

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  6. hey waz up not 2 much hare. i like you and you are a good racer. :mrgreen: 😐 😈 ➡ 😯 🙂 😕 😎 👿 😀 💡 😳 😛 🙄 😉 😥 😮 😆 😦 ❗ ❓

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  7. whos Chim Chim im lost wouldnt surpise me if that hoochy did marry some dork hahah oh thats funny good times 🙂

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  8. dear dale e jr .
    i like you i have youre pic ni my huose to.
    i have a big pic up no the wall to .
    and a bog pic bos you no ti to.
    soo i do like you to .

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  9. not to be mean but,how do any of you know he has time to read what yall write?(first time writing here)but i have read every news article and seen every tv appearance and race hes ever done,called into every show hes been on for questions,and courtney,kortnie,kourtney,or however you spell it,is loooooong gone and he is single.he said,he likes having a girlfriend but doesnt want to give up racing because a girl needs him home.and thats straight from his mouth.and he never said he wants someone rich,he just said he wants someone who would stay with him because they love him,not because of his fame.just to straighten things out a bit.hope this information helps some.love peace and chicken grease,brit.

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  10. thanks bunches brit,that does clear alot up.i saw that show to that he said that about dating and stuff and i agree,he never said he wanted someone rich.i wouldnt want a rich (bad word ; ) ) either lol.later,dj

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  11. Wise website operators know that Britany and dj are the same person. First write a post from Britany, then applaud that post as dj. Of course, now everybody else knows that, too.

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  12. Did anyone notice that Dale was missing a pit crew member? He was not missed until everyone had finished eating some rather tough kabobs over at Dales place. Oh, and I agree with what DJ just said up above, but without the bad word….

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  13. Hey Dale Jr!! I don’t even know if you would ever take the time to read this… I donno… I havent ever posted here before but if you do get the chance I just wanted to say…
    I’m you’re biggest fan… I’m there for you no matter how much people bad talk me about the problems you had in 2005… i stick beside you and love ya no matter what… you’re an excellent driver and could take any race you wanted… jus a streak of bad luck… we all have those. I’m just a simple girl that doesn’t give a shit about how much cash you make… not to mention I’ve been a long time nascar fan so bein on the road’s cool 🙂 I love ya!! xoxo
    hey if ya wanna talk to me sometime drop me an email if ya read this
    dalejr_girl_87@yahoo.com
    Love,
    Kari
    ps. I’m not some teenybopper obsessed girl… just an honest fan… number one 🙂 long time fan of your daddy too 😉 no one drives those cars… quite like the Earnhardts 😉

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  14. michael did not understand why you got so ill and put a lock are something on the other site .now i know it was not a dale jr. site.glad to here that you have god back in your life. when you have nothing you think in your life you know for sure you have god. like i said before sorry………..

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  15. I appreciate that, cdb. I close these Nascar threads because I get overwhelmed with Dale Earnhardt visitors, which would be fun if I knew anything about Nascar. But I don’t. Take a look at the home page and see what I’m talking about today.

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  16. id like to give more emphasis on dale’s number 8.. dale earnhrdt jr. and no. 8 has a lot history together.. i say he should be no.8.. i signed a petition at this link, help me out and tell everybody about this!
    youchoose.net/pledge/let_dale_earnhardt_keep_8/from/xavierr

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  17. Hi dale, I hope you can find someone that will make you happy. I am your best fan, Hope to meet you soon. Love ya!!!

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