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His and Hers, But She's Going to Jail

Let me tell you of a story about a man named Frank;
he almost got his girl arrested, he’s going to get a spank.
Then one day he was looking so cool,
and then the next he was looking like a fool.

Time, that is. Incarceration. Camp Cupcake.

Er, sorry for the bad Beverly Hillbillies theme song. Just popped into my head. Ew.

Found these his & hers blogs this morning; apparently Frank gave SarahK a Christmas present that almost landed her in jail and on the terrorism watch list. Amusing. 🙂

Thanks to Michelle Malkin for the lead.

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4 responses to “His and Hers, But She's Going to Jail”

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    Courtney

    Now THAT was amusing!

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  2. Bikermommy Avatar
    Bikermommy

    amusing and scary! but I’m sure he will make up for it…!

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    Uptown Girl

    that’s funny! 😉

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    Anonymous

    :twisted::razz::smile:

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Michael, a sinner saved by grace, sharing what the good Lord has shared with me.

Solomon, in the book of Ecclesiastes, said, “I have seen all the things that are done under the sun; all of them are meaningless, a chasing after the wind.”

If you’re not living for the glory of God, then what you’re doing is meaningless, no matter what it is. Living for God gives life meaning, and enjoying a “chasing after the wind” is a gift from God. I’m doing what I can to enjoy this gift daily.

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