His and Hers, But She's Going to Jail

Let me tell you of a story about a man named Frank;
he almost got his girl arrested, he’s going to get a spank.
Then one day he was looking so cool,
and then the next he was looking like a fool.

Time, that is. Incarceration. Camp Cupcake.

Er, sorry for the bad Beverly Hillbillies theme song. Just popped into my head. Ew.

Found these his & hers blogs this morning; apparently Frank gave SarahK a Christmas present that almost landed her in jail and on the terrorism watch list. Amusing. 🙂

Thanks to Michelle Malkin for the lead.