Let me tell you of a story about a man named Frank;
he almost got his girl arrested, he’s going to get a spank.
Then one day he was looking so cool,
and then the next he was looking like a fool.
Time, that is. Incarceration. Camp Cupcake.
Er, sorry for the bad Beverly Hillbillies theme song. Just popped into my head. Ew.
Thanks to Michelle Malkin for the lead.