Chasing the Wind

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Science Made Stupid Again

I stumbled across a funny site called “Science Made Stupid” and started writing a post about it…

Introduction

Since the dawn of time, man has looked to the heavens and wondered: where did the stars come from? He has looked at the great diversity of plants and animals around him and wondered: where did life come from? He has looked at himself and wondered: where did I come from?

Later, he began to ask more complicated questions. He looked in his wallet and asked: where did my paycheck go? Am I on the right bus? Who do you like in the series?

To the former questions, at least, science has provided answers.

… and then it started to look familiar. Too familiar. Turns out I thought it was funny in June 2004, too.

My memory may be failing, but at least my humor is consistent.

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2 responses to “Science Made Stupid Again”

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    Doug

    I loved the saber toothed duck!

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    Michael

    I was just reading the appendix (part of the large intestine), and the glossary which included doozies like this:

    GLOSSARY
    circlular reasoning : see reasoning, circular
    milliHelen : the amount of physical beauty required to launch one ship; 1/1000 of a Helen
    ohm : where the art is
    quark : sound made by a durk
    radiocarbon dating : courtship ritual among archaeologists
    reasoning, circular : see circular reasoning
    semiconductor : part-time employee on a streetcar
    unit of power : watt – I said, unit of power : watt – I SAID . . .

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About Me

Michael, a sinner saved by grace, sharing what the good Lord has shared with me.

Solomon, in the book of Ecclesiastes, said, “I have seen all the things that are done under the sun; all of them are meaningless, a chasing after the wind.”

If you’re not living for the glory of God, then what you’re doing is meaningless, no matter what it is. Living for God gives life meaning, and enjoying a “chasing after the wind” is a gift from God. I’m doing what I can to enjoy this gift daily.

Got questions? I’m not surprised. If you have any questions about Chasing the Wind, you can email me at chasingthewind@outlook.com.

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