How to Start Each Day Feeling Good

Here’s how to start off each day feeling good.

  1. Open a new file in your computer.
  2. Name it “Hillary Rodham Clinton”
  3. Now send it to the trash.
  4. Empty the trash.
  5. Your PC will ask, “Do you really want to get rid of “Hillary Rodham Clinton?”
  6. Slowly but firmly click “Yes.”
  7. You should feel better immediately.

PS: Next week we’ll do Nancy Pelosi

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