Archive for January, 2005
Wongdoody Fact Sheet
Just supposing the owner of your company is Doody, Wong, and Wiener… why would you name your company Wongdoody? Curious minds want to know what happened to the Wiener.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 5 so far )Fantasy Coffins
When I die, I’d like to be buried in a solemn, dignified way. Like in a coffin shaped like a giant shoe. Let’s say a giant shoe isn’t your thing. “But Michael,” you say, “my sole is at rest. What other coffins are available.” I’m glad you asked. At Fantasy Coffins, you can also be [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 5 so far )Mechanical Investing for February '05
All in all, a -2.9% loss for the month. Not bad considering the market’s performance so far this year. Holding for another month: Ticker Bought Now Return AAPL $52.69 $77.33 +46.8% Apple Computer. I sold a little of this to pay for my Lasik this month. ALOY $7.71 $6.96 -9.7% Media and Marketing for [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )Bill Gates circa 1983
I’ll be back from my trip later today. I hope y’all were good while I was gone. In the meantime, here is something scarier than disemboweled plush toys or a Cheetoh shaped like the Loch Ness monster:
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 6 so far )Secrets of the Magic Eight Ball
Business trip still, but I’ll be back tomorrow. In the meantime, I’m going to reveal a little secret: The Magic Eight Ball is a phony. Pfft. No way can it tell the future. Here’s how it works: Secrets of the Magic Eight Ball
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 5 so far )Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys
Still away on a business trip this week, and since I won’t read your reactions for a couple of days, I’ll leave you with something slightly disturbing for Wednesday: The Circus of Disemboweled Plush Toys. It includes the tragic picture of Slicey McLamb. Sniff.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )The Museum of Food Anomalies
I’m away on a business trip this week, and probably won’t have access to a computer. Nonetheless, through the magic of, um, post-dating entries ahead of time, I’ll have a new amusement every day while I’m gone around noontime. I don’t want you to be bored just cuz I’m busy, you know. First up is [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 3 so far )Academy Award Nominations
The Academy Award nominations are out. Zero nominations for the lying, misrepresenting, sleazy Michael Moore. Zero for Falsehood 9/11. I laugh. Mwahahaha. “The Aviator” got 11 nominations. Hmm. I hadn’t been interested in it, but it’s still at the theaters. I may have to put that one back on the list of movies to see. [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Bible Fiction on Television
Last year with Passion of the Christ, religious issues came back to the front of American media. Now I see that NBC is coming out with two new Biblical shows this year. One is Revelations, premiering April 13 at 9pm ET/PT: REVELATIONS 9/8pm Wednesdays This limited-run drama series stars Bill Pullman as Dr. Richard Massey, [...]
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