Chasing the Wind

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Vote Democrat

Dear Voters:

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to speak my mind. I lost my job this past year.

When Clinton was president, I worked in a prosperous enterprise. But in the last year, we had to close our operations.

Far worse, I lost two of my sons in Bush’s evil war in Iraq. They gave their lives for their country, and for what? My pain of losing my sons is indescribable.

While it is trivial next to the loss of my sons, I regret to say that I also lost my homes. I simply have nothing left.

I am a senior citizen with various medical problems. I’m not in a position to begin a new career. I was reduced to the point of homelessness… all because of President Bush.

And when the authorities found me, did they have any compassion for my misfortune and ailments? No, I was arrested and even my family and friends were wrongly kept from seeing me for many days. I am still waiting for my trial.

If I had any money left, I would donate most of it to the Democratic party. If Al Gore had been elected in 2000, I would still have a job, a home, and most importantly, my sons.

We need to get out the vote this year. Vote Kerry!

Regards,

Saddam Hussein

My brother forwarded this one to me – thanks, bro. 🙂

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6 responses to “Vote Democrat”

  1. Courtney Avatar
    Courtney

    I saw that one coming 🙂

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  2. Michael Avatar
    Michael

    What? You don’t logon during the weekend. Now I gotta go see what you re-blogged on your site. 😛

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  3. Uptown Girl Avatar
    Uptown Girl

    Poor Saddam – – I guess no one cares

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  4. A.M.M. Avatar
    A.M.M.

    This is kinda funny. I’m referring to both the letter and the fact my dad showed me it about a day prior.

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    Anonymous

    Of course Saddam is going to back the democratic party. The Republican Party tricked him. First they gave him millions of dollars and lots of weapons, and then they came to destroy his country and take it all back. But no one will ever admit that this was a mistake on the Republicans’ part. It must have been Clinton’s fault, with the way he put economic sanctions on Iraq, virtually destroying its infrastructure until just about anyone could have went in and taken out Saddam without a fight.

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  6. Michael Avatar
    Michael

    Like the French?

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About Me

Michael, a sinner saved by grace, sharing what the good Lord has shared with me.

Solomon, in the book of Ecclesiastes, said, “I have seen all the things that are done under the sun; all of them are meaningless, a chasing after the wind.”

If you’re not living for the glory of God, then what you’re doing is meaningless, no matter what it is. Living for God gives life meaning, and enjoying a “chasing after the wind” is a gift from God. I’m doing what I can to enjoy this gift daily.

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