Vote Democrat

Dear Voters:

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to speak my mind. I lost my job this past year.

When Clinton was president, I worked in a prosperous enterprise. But in the last year, we had to close our operations.

Far worse, I lost two of my sons in Bush’s evil war in Iraq. They gave their lives for their country, and for what? My pain of losing my sons is indescribable.

While it is trivial next to the loss of my sons, I regret to say that I also lost my homes. I simply have nothing left.

I am a senior citizen with various medical problems. I’m not in a position to begin a new career. I was reduced to the point of homelessness… all because of President Bush.

And when the authorities found me, did they have any compassion for my misfortune and ailments? No, I was arrested and even my family and friends were wrongly kept from seeing me for many days. I am still waiting for my trial.

If I had any money left, I would donate most of it to the Democratic party. If Al Gore had been elected in 2000, I would still have a job, a home, and most importantly, my sons.

We need to get out the vote this year. Vote Kerry!

Regards,

Saddam Hussein

My brother forwarded this one to me – thanks, bro. 🙂

6 thoughts on “Vote Democrat

  1. This is kinda funny. I’m referring to both the letter and the fact my dad showed me it about a day prior.

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  2. Of course Saddam is going to back the democratic party. The Republican Party tricked him. First they gave him millions of dollars and lots of weapons, and then they came to destroy his country and take it all back. But no one will ever admit that this was a mistake on the Republicans’ part. It must have been Clinton’s fault, with the way he put economic sanctions on Iraq, virtually destroying its infrastructure until just about anyone could have went in and taken out Saddam without a fight.

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