Alternate Titles for "F9/11" (Right Wing Version)

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The Top 13 Alternate Titles for “Fahrenheit 9/11”
(Right-Wing Wacko version)

13> Gone With the Windbag

12> Of Mike and Mayhem

11> A River of Crap Runs Through It

10> Unforgiven — for Having the Gall to Win the Election

9> My Left Wing

8> Crouching Director, Not-So-Hidden Agenda

7> Here We Go Round the Moore/Kerry/Bush

6> Honey, I Shrunk the Truth

5> 2 Fat 2 Furious

4> Saving Senator Kerry

3> The Bonfire of Reality

2> Hey, If THIS Doesn’t Get Me Into Streisand’s Pants, Nothing Will

and Topfive.com’s Number 1
Alternate Title for “Fahrenheit 9/11″…

1> My Big Fat Geek Fretting

[ The Top 5 List http://www.topfive.com ]
[ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ]

(Courtesy of TopFive, reprinted with permission. Thanks, Chris. :))

Tomorrow there’s supposed to be one for Lefties, but I haven’t decided if I’ll post it. 😛

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  5. Here are the Left Wing Versions. *yawn*

    The Top 13 Alternate Titles for “Fahrenheit 9/11”
    (Left-Wing Loon version)

    13> George of the Bungle

    12> Beating John Ashcroft

    11> Terminal Stupidity

    10> Rogered By Me

    9> Bash Bush: Vol. 1

    8> The Cooked Intelligence, the Thief, the Lies and the Evil-Doer

    7> Forrest GOP

    6> All The President’s Mendacity

    5> Rogered By Me

    4> White Schmucks

    3> Bush Casualty and the Sundance Bid

    2> The Seven Minute Twitch

    and Topfive.com’s Number 1
    Alternate Title for “Fahrenheit 9/11″…

    1> The President’s Brain Is Missing

    [ The Top 5 List http://www.topfive.com ]
    [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ]

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