“Your mission, Jim Michael, should you choose to accept it…”

No, I haven’t called (and no, this wasn’t a dream). Even I, suave and debonaire Michael, have no idea what I would say if I called.

Help me out here. “Hi, my name is Michael and … ”

Here’s a bad example: “Hi, my name is Michael. Maybe we met 4 years ago, but I can’t remember if you’re cute. Wanna get a drink?”

What’s your suggestion? Give me a) an opening line and b) an icebreaker question.