The Top 13 Alternate Titles for “Fahrenheit 9/11”
(Right-Wing Wacko version)

13> Gone With the Windbag

12> Of Mike and Mayhem

11> A River of Crap Runs Through It

10> Unforgiven — for Having the Gall to Win the Election

9> My Left Wing

8> Crouching Director, Not-So-Hidden Agenda

7> Here We Go Round the Moore/Kerry/Bush

6> Honey, I Shrunk the Truth

5> 2 Fat 2 Furious

4> Saving Senator Kerry

3> The Bonfire of Reality

2> Hey, If THIS Doesn’t Get Me Into Streisand’s Pants, Nothing Will

and Topfive.com’s Number 1
Alternate Title for “Fahrenheit 9/11″…

1> My Big Fat Geek Fretting

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Tomorrow there’s supposed to be one for Lefties, but I haven’t decided if I’ll post it. 😛