Extra Mileage from *That Race Car Driver*

If you look along the left side, you’ll see the vast amount of traffic related to a certain race car driver. Must be a hundred people a day searching for information about Dale and his girlfriend. I didn’t list his name on this post because I don’t want the search engines to pick it up.

Let’s put all that traffic to good use! I’m going to make another post about *that driver* and his girlfriend in a second that’s obviously false. On *your* blog, you make a blatantly false post about either him or his girlfriend. Extra brownie points if your blog implies an affair you once had with either of them. Then send a trackback to my post (not this post, the next one I’m about to make) back to your blog.

All of these hundreds of people will find my post off of the search engine, then click your trackback and read your blog entry. I think it’ll be fun to see who’s blog gets the most bizarre post from a fan.