At one point, I wanted to do a regular reporting of what people searched for on Google that led them here. For a while, it was fun; pastamancer, mispelled watermellon, Michael Moore’s movie, etc.
But for over a month it’s been Dale Earnhardt Jr and his girlfriend or some variation thereof. Here’s the search word report:
Swiftvets: 93 people searching for this word.
Pastamancer: 113
Michael Moore: 201
Girlfriend Kortnie: 1,975
Dale Earnhardt Jr: 2,893
I should just give in and become a Dale Earnhardt Jr. fansite.
Chasing the Wind 
Hmmmm…so would it be cheating if I made a post on my blog that just said “Dale Earnhardt Jr and his girlfriend Kortnie”?
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There are enough fan sites out there. Just be yourself and keep up the great blogging!
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It wouldn’t be cheating at all. Be sure to include lots of phrases like “Dale & Kourtnie Headquarters” and “Kourtnie Coles naked” and traffic with skyrocket!
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Did you check out “Little E”? Dale, Dale, and more Dale.
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You make it sound like I’m some sort of NASCAR fan.
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Dale and Kortnie huh ? Go Cuz !
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I am sorry but Dale Jr does nt have a girlfriend right now.He has a hard enough time trying to find one who doesnt want him for his popularity and money.Jr wants someone who likes him and not for his work as a race car driver.I dont understand why it such a big deal that no one can even understand that.Please try and understand where Jr is coming from and how he feels.Thanks.
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😳 why you dont have girlfriend
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Dale Jr. does currently have a girlfriend. She’s a sweet girl from west Texas. Sorry, but I am not at liberty to say anything other than that she attends the University of Texas at Arlington, and is about 25 years old.
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Man. It’s like trying to stomp fruit flies.
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Don, You forgot to mention she is on the 7 year plan. But that’s cool, lot’s of beer drinkers are. Plus she is trying to lose weight, so that’s good news.
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I don’t know much… What I do know is whenever Jr has a girlfriend he always finishes badly. Huh go figure finished 32 at Pocono….
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Jo… are you saying that maybe Junior is a nickname for Dale’s……? That’s hitting below the belt!
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Uh, got me there….I am speachless, a very rare occurance.
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If you wrote, “I yams peachless,” that would be funny in a fruit and vegetable sort of way.
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So sorry, this is my first time doing this………Blog Virgin??? Not sure…
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Welcome, I am your host, Mr. Roark. Er, I mean Michael.
The whole “Nascar” thingy is a running joke around here. I made a post once about Dale Earnhardt, Jr., it got picked up by search engines, and I get hundreds of strangers stopping by to tell me of Dale Earnhard’s love life. This website has a lot of interesting information, but a source for anything Nascar-related information it isn’t.
Click the links, leave a lot of comments, have fun, come back often. 🙂
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Thanks, Michael I do appreciate it. So far I like the site.
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Am I going to have to change my name now? Or can we be Jo1 and Jo2, like Thing 1 and Thing 2 from The Cat in the Hat?
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Well, you’re underlined, if that helps. 😛
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I can be Jo2 or how about jo*?? I don’t want to confuse anyone. I actually confused myself when I read one of your responses and thought, I didn’t write that??!!!!
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You can be anybody you want, Jo(Jo*)2. Actually, that looks like some sort of math formula. 😕
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This reminds me of when The Boy was about two…he has two cousins (sisters) named Abby and Sara. Abby is an easy name for babies to say; Sara is not. So for months he would call them “Abby” and “Other Abby”.
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From now on I want to be referred to as jo. The hn seem too formal. Use lowercase j so there is no confusion. Thanks
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Nah no 7 year plan, this is a smart girl. Working on either a Master’s or Doctoral degree. Details are a bit sketchy but I have my sources. 😉 She’s a real looker though!
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Well, Don if she is working on a Masters or Doctoral degree, from my own experience she is on the 7 or possibly 10 year plan. Though some of us had to work harder than others….. We actually had to work while we went to school.
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Worked, Masters’ two years. No problem.
(Well, one small problem – a heck of a lot of debt when I got out).
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….. some debt. (No husband, 3 kids, one dog)
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Wow, three kids and one dog. All I got was a loan payment. Bet yours’ was more fun. What was the advanced degree in?
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Health Services Administration. Considering going for a teaching degree now. My oldest just graduated from high school. I am not quite to the 10 year plan yet…… Am I crazy????
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If it is true that Dale Jr has a girlfriend. I think it is great that he has finally found someone.
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Dale who?
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huh i heard that he isnt with anyone because he hasnt found the right girl yet!! so thats my chance lol
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So he has a girlfriend? Whats her name?I’m just curious ❓
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Dale Jr. is my families favorite driver.except my uncle
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🙄 alot of people want to date Dale Jr.babyreeni.
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There is something seriously wrong with you people. 🙄
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Gosh, I swear. People just keep on and on about Dale. Leave him be… Dream on….he is taken I am sure…( unless he hasn’t found “the one” ). I am sure he gets tired of this. I agree with Michael…something is seriously wrong with you people. Get a life!
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This isn’t a Dale Jr fan site….good grief!
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i think he is going with emily maynard so they say.
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Yes, he is going with her. I think he is so not right for her and her child, but whatever makes them happy I guess. If they are even happy.
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i have heard people say some not so nice things about her. i mean he has the right to go with who he pleases.he should know though as popular as he is people are going to tAlk.they say he wants a son thats great.i think the boy has plenty of time to get married and have a family. if i was him i would enjoy being single.life is to short………..
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I think she’s too good for him! I’ve met her at the track before and she is one of the sweetest most soft spoken people I have ever met not to mention so beautiful I want to hate her! She had her baby with her and they were having a great time didn’t see MR.Junior though
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It’s like trying to plug a leak. Everytime I close off comments on a post, new “NASCAR girlfriend” comments pop up on another post.
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well i hope she is nice,and glad to here her baby was with her.
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I have a friend who works in Nascar and she told me that Emily is at alotof the races with her baby because they always walk around to all of the hendrick teams and say good luck before the race. In daytona i saw a picture of them and rick walking together on pit road i do think its weird that she would rather hang out at brians and jeff’s pits than jrs though. i wish her and brian or jeff would date because they would treat her better and would be sympathetic to her situation. but who knows maybe they’re not even dating and jsut having fun together i guess well never know
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i would like to see her with brain. he seems to be a really nice guy.but he has a girlfriend. oh well maybe she doesn’t want to be noticed . people really said some thinks that were not so nice about her when this started with her and jr. some say they are dating some say there not.they are the only ones that know.
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i saw them together in Vegas. He came to church with her. He looks crazy about her it was really cute!
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I would like to see her with a brain, too.
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michael that was not nice.
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I mean DJ not Brian BTW
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jr.in church.well guess they are dating.
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Just wondering is this Emily Maynard the same female with the show on Speed Channel…. Ask Miss Emily? At Atlanta and Bristol the same Female was sitting on his pit box throughout the race, then walked away with Tony Jr is this Emily Maynard? Just curious.
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It’s like going to the circus, except the circus is coming here.
I wave my magic wand of thread locking, and voila! Comments cease.
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i guess it would be….
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why did you open this back up?
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Because I am easily amused.
😛
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