I am going to Huntsville today (4 hour round trip) to change a car battery because:
A) I don’t have a battery locally that I can change;
B) There is a battery changing festival in Huntsville;
C) My son has run out of clean underwear;
D) I want to listen to 4 hours of country music.
Take your best guess; I’ll supply the answer when I get back.
Chasing the Wind 
The correct answer, of course, was C) My son has run out of clean underwear.
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I didn’t run out! I had one pair left… in use at the time…
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T.M.I.!!
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I never miss the Huntsville Battery-Changing Festival. I used to love the competitions until that whole steroids scandal back in ’99.
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True. It was rather sad to see the Champ fall like that, but I still find the Festival to be fun. There’s nothing like the Motor-Oil Balloon fight, either.
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Stephen: T.M.I.?
I’d pay good money to see a motor oil balloon fight between people pumped up on steroids. Unless that’s already on reality t.v.
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It’s on Fox right after their new show, “Fast Animals, Slow Children”.
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