The stock market tanks after rumors that John Kerry was doing better than expected in key battleground states.
Naked German people having sex on the sidewalk.
And 300 blood sucking monkeys attack children at a Hindu temple.
Coincidence? I think not. The end of the world is nigh. 😛
Chasing the Wind 
I’m stocking up on bottled water now!!
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Don’t forget duct tape and monkey repellant!
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Where can I buy monkey repellent?
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Check E-bay. If it’s not there, then they’re sold out. Flash grenades seem to work as well. Coincidently, I’m now banned from several zoos.
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Which is a significant change from when you were younger and authorities wanted me to put you in the zoo.
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Love You Forever reference?
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I’m stealing your line here, Dad. “Blood Sucking Monkeys would be a good name for a rock band.”
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