When I die, I’d like to be buried in a solemn, dignified way. Like in a coffin shaped like a giant shoe.
Let’s say a giant shoe isn’t your thing. “But Michael,” you say, “my sole is at rest. What other coffins are available.”
I’m glad you asked. At Fantasy Coffins, you can also be buried in a beer bottle, a chicken, a fish, or an automobile.
Chasing the Wind 
Question- is the pink coffin a womb?
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When I die, I want to be cremated and left on the doorstep of a random stanger. It’s either that or I want to be stuffed and placed on the sofa with a remote control in one hand.
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A womb? I wondered what that was. You may be right, Courtney.
AMM – I would have thought you’d want to be propped up in front of a Space Invaders game.
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That might work, but I need a stiff drink.
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By “stiff,” you mean flavored water, right?
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