Overslept. Late for work. Had to hurry this morning.

See, when the alarm clock went off this morning, I opened my eyes and the whole room was dark; it was in shadows. I was frightened.

I knew what to do: I hit the snooze alarm to get six more weeks 10 more minutes of napping.

That’s how *I* celebrated Groundhog Day, anyway. And that’s my story, and I’m stickin’ to it.