Safe. Effective. Funny.
Safe. Effective. Funny.
There’s a website for *everything*.
Amazon sells a lot more than books. And I like the fact that you can write a review of the product.
Amazon also sells a 1 gallon jug of Tuscan Whole Milk, and as of this moment there are 609 reviews, such as:
Humbly self-touted as nutritious
Some even bandied, crazy-delicious
But like the man with a beard
The Tuscan cylinder should be feared
For in a fight to the death, milk IS ferocious?
just to let you know, the milk is actually a potion of longevity.
drink it and enjoy long and healthfull life!
(just remember not to mix it with other potions as it can cause internal bleeding or major explosion)
How I made $1,000,000 investing in Milk and you can too!, August 10, 2006
Reviewer: Charles S. Mccormick (Maine!) – See all my reviews
Ever want to be financially independent? Make your own hours, be your own boss? It’s not about working harder, but smarter.
I’ve been investing in milk for 20 years, making millions of dollars in my spare time. What began as a hobby when I lived in a ramshackle shed I know can enjoy while flying my private jet to Tahiti.
These valuable secrets, previously available only to well-heeled hedge fund managers and investment bankers can be yours now! Take control of your life, throw out your old container and start anew with TUSCAN MILK.
I can hear your questions now. Charles, how can I make millions by buying a simple gallon of milk? Well, here’s just one method I detail in the Day 2 “Government” section of my informative seminar….
Do you know any good poems about milk? How about heroic stories involving a 1 gallon jug of milk? I’m thinking I’m missing out on something important here…
Edit: Dang I’m rusty. I forgot the link. It’s up there now. 😛
Boom! Kapow! Bam!
Click the link to make your own fireworks!
Presumably when Jesus was alive He didn’t need bandages, but now you can buy bandages with His image on them for healing.
Somehow it just doesn’t seem right, but I can’t put my finger on why. Healing comes from Jesus through prayer and grace, and a bandage with His picture doesn’t fit into that equation well. What kind of toy is inside? Teeny toy plastic crucifixes?
On the other hand, can you imagine the riots if a picture of Mohammed on a bandage was for sale?
Artist Felice Varinia has created painted room illusions that, if you stand in the right spot, a 3D pattern appears. Here’s an example. From the entranceway you see this messy paint job:
But when you move the the right spot, this startling image emerges:
There’s more fascinating pictures of 3D rooms here.