Resisting Temptation

Between buildings where I work, there’s a copy center where you can drop off drawings to be reproduced. There’s a big sign out front that says,

REPRODUCTION SERVICES HOURS
7:30-11:30, 12:30-4:30

The troublemaker in me wants to hang a hand-made sign right below it that says,

IN-VITRO ONLY

Today, yet again, I am going to resist temptation.