My company is once again offering flu shots. First they offered it to everybody, then only restricted people, now I don’t know. Just a big arrow pointing down a hallway saying “FLU SHOTS”.

I must have missed a memo someplace along the way. When did flu shots get to be a big thing? I’ve *never* had a flu shot. And I’m not dead yet, even if I haven’t had my coffee yet.

I wouldn’t be surprised if this was all one big marketing shindig.

“Flu shots ain’t selling, boss.”

“Give a press conference, say we’re out of vaccines.”

“Boss..?”

“Trust me. People will demand flu shots once they think only other people can get them.”